Q: Is this real, do you actually do webhosting for free?
A: Well, much to the dismay of my wallet, yes. Will I host you? No.
Q: When is an inappropriate time to use the word "caulk"?
A: When using a urinal in a public bathroom (eg. saying "I love the smell of caulk" to the
man using the urinal next to you). *
*This actually happened where I work, and no... it wasn't me who said it.
Q: How do you come up with those funny ideas?
A: First, I put on a rubber glove that goes up to my elbow. After fully lubricating thus said
glove, I insert my hand into my rectum, and pull the ideas directly out of my ass.
Q: I like the domain name. Can I get an email address at pixelthugs.com?
A: Can I have a ride on your mom? Oh, wait... I already did. She was terrible, so the answer is: "No".
Q: I like the domain name. Can I get a virtual domain at pixelthugs.com?
A: Please see previous answer.
Q: What the hell is wrong with you?
A: I don't have time (or the webspace) to post all the things wrong with me. Lets just say I'm
"special" and leave it at that, ok?
Q: I'm new at doing websites, can you do some graphics/html/flash for me?
A: Can you pay me?
Q: What program do you create your website in?
A: Notepad (learn it, live it, love it!).
Q: Can I put a link to your website on my geocities page?
Q: I really like your website and put a link on my geocities page. Can you put a link up to my site?
A: I'm glad you like my site enough to put a link to it. Unfortunately, your website sucks ass, and
I want nothing to do with it.
Q: Who does all the graphics for you?
A: I do. Photoshop, Illustrator, and flash are your best friends. My best friends are actually people
but I like those programs too.
Q: I really like one of the images on your website. Can I use it on my geocities page?
A: I would really prefer that you didn't. I've worked hard on most of the useless crap that you see here,
and would prefer it stays here. If you like it that much, put a link to it. Violators will be kicked squarely
in the gonads.
Q: You're just making this shit up, aren't you?
A: Anything for content, baby.